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[instrumental music]

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‐ Oh, hey.
‐ What's up, thickums?

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‐ You want some cereal?
‐ Uh‐uh, no time.

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I gotta run to Chinatown
to pick up some food

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for Dirk and Jonelle's
one‐month anniversary dinner.

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Oh, don't tell me
you're going to that place

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that mixes Chinese food
with soul food?

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You know they love
Mama Chang's Soul Palace.

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[chuckles]

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I don't even know why
you're stressing yourself out.

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Dirk was so drunk
at his wedding..

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...that this anniversary party
is gonna be like

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a surprise party.

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You know they gotta celebrate
every milestone they hit

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'cause Dirk has had some burps
that's gonna last longer

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than this marriage.

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[both laughing]

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‐ See you later.
‐ Alright.

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‐ Alright.
‐ Alright.

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‐ Gotta go.
‐ Okay.

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Okay, she's gone!

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It's time for the breakfast
of champions.

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Jelly donuts.

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♪ Jelly donuts in my mouth
what ♪

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♪ In my mouth what ♪

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♪ In my mouth ah ♪

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♪ Jelly donuts in my mouth ♪

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♪ And you can't haves none ♪

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Remix!

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♪ If you want some jelly d
get your own jelly ♪

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♪ Get your own jelly jelly
get your own jelly ♪

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♪ What ♪♪♪

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Okay!

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Hey, Bobby, where's my donut?

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I don't know.

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I think a..

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I think a squirrel took it.

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A squirrel?

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Hey, y'all.

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Mommy!

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You just gonna walk in,
just like that?

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It's my job to knock.
It's your job to hear.

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What's up?

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What's up?

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Bobby said a gangster squirrel
came and jacked my donut.

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A squirrel?

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One of 'em had
a crazy look in his eye.

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And his tail swishing real fast
like a hairy windshield wiper.

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What's with all the lying,
Bobby, huh?

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The other day, you said
you combed your hair

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when you came down the stairs

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your head looked like
a broccoli tip.

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Don't let me catch
you lyin' again.

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You know lyin' is wrong.

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I'm very disappointed in you.

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And you know my baby
got good hair.

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be ♪

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♪ A family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change ♪

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♪ But we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Okay, this one's called
"The ring of fire."

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[glass cracks]

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‐ What was that?
‐ Squirrel.

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Hey! What's up, Jonelle?

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‐ Hey, Robert.
‐ Hey, dad!

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School was great.

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I'll tell you all
about it in the car.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Pump your brakes,
big fella.

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You forgot your bag.

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Oh!

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Hey, hey, O‐Owen?

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Get me some tape.

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Robert!

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‐ What did you do?
‐ Nothing.

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Did you break my tank?

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No, I didn't..
I didn't do nothing.

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All I did was..

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[glass shatters]

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[screams]

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Robert!

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This.

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Oh.

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[children laughing]

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[instrumental music]

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Babe, you don't just touch
a fish tank and it explodes.

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This is a grade‐school
shakedown.

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Tryin' to hustle up
see‐saw money.

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Well, you always see
those signs at the aquarium

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"Don't tap the glass,"
maybe that's why.

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Bobby, you were there.
You didn't see anything?

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Nope.

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‐ Watch his neck.
‐ What?

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Watch his neck.

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I said, "Watch his neck."

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So, you don't know
what happened?

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Nope.

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‐ Is your name Bobby?
‐ Yup.

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‐ Do you like Skittles?
‐ Yup.

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‐ Did you crack the tank?
‐ Nope.

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Okay, we're gonna
have to break him.

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So it's time to play
good cop, bad cop.

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You be Pam Grier, I'll be Shaft,
'cause he's a bad mother‐‐

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Shut your mouth.

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Apparently, several students

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placed you by the tank

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two minutes
before I came into the room.

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How'd you do it?

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Do what?

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[chuckles]
Oh, ho!

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Oh, you wanna play games, huh?

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A‐ha!

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What's this? Hmm?

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‐ What is this?
‐ A yo‐yo.

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So this is how
you cracked it, huh?

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‐ Cracked what?
‐ The tank, kid! The tank!

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‐ Okay, alright.
‐ T‐A‐N..

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‐ Tank!
‐ Robert, stop it! Take a break.

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‐ Get off him!
‐ Alright, alright, alright.

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‐ Calm down. Calm down.
‐ Alright.

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‐ Alright, partner.
‐ Alright.

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Okay.

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It didn't have to come to this.

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Okay?

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Now, we gotta get
the government involved.

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You know,
I'm sorry about that.

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My partner can get
pretty worked up.

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You look a little hungry.

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Cookie?

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Yeah, I know
first grade is tough.

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Under a lot of pressure.

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Got your reading,
your writing, your coloring

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and then somebody throws
tropical fish in the mix

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and you get
a little confused, right?

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I don't know.

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Well, maybe, uh

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this will jog your memory.

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Mm.. Nope.

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[clock ticks]

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Okay, how about this?

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Mm.. Nope.

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Still hazy.

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The forensics came back
inconclusive.

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I didn't wanna do this

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but you brought this
on yourself.

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Bobby.

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Not the eyes!

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(Neesee)
'Bobby.'

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Okay, I did it!

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'I was playing with the yo‐yo'

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and it hit the tank

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and it was an accident.

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I was all sugared up!

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I'm sorry!

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Bobby, in this family,
we always tell the truth.

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And sweetie, if you just
broke the tank by accident

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you should have
just said something.

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But since you lied..

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...you need to go lie
your butt in your bed

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and count your heartbeats.

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And don't be skipping none.

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I should be going too.

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My father's comin' over.

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Damn, I haven't seen your pop

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since you kicked him out
of the wedding.

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He was the only guest
that came with no gifts

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and left with two.

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Thanks for helping out, Neesee.
I hope everything works out.

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[instrumental music]

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Hi.

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Hey, sugar.

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Brought you
a little something.

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Mm‐hm.

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‐ A frisbee.
‐ I won that.

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It's good to see you.

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It's been a minute, huh?

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Seven years of minutes.

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Last time I saw you,
you were eating the candy groom

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off my wedding cake.

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Yeah. Well, you know,
I love chocolate.

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Now if you had married
a white dude

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I probably
wouldn't have done that.

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Yvonne had told me
about your divorce, baby.

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‐ I'm sorry.
‐ Oh, yeah, yeah.

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You know, Robert and I
are still friends.

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He's getting remarried,
you know.

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We're trying to do
the blended family thing.

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Blended?

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What, is the new girl white?

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No, blended means me and my ex
is trying to keep things civil.

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It's a new concept.

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You know, blended
is better than broken.

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Oh, yeah.

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Blended. Hm.

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I wish they'd have had
that back in the day.

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I'm really glad
you called me, baby.

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Well, don't get too excited.
It was my therapist's idea.

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Therapy?

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[scoffs]
What you need that for?

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Okay.

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My therapist thinks
that I have issues with men

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because you weren't around.

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Well.. I wanted to see you,
but your mamma wouldn't let me.

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You know,
because of my drinking.

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That ain't no excuse.

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I have a child of my own now,
and there's no way

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that I'd let anything
keep me from him.

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[sighs]

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Look, what you want me to do,
baby?

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I don't have a time machine.

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Then how do you
explain that shirt?

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I mean, you know,
this, this is a bad idea, yeah.

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Well, wait a minute.
Now what you doin'?

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Helping you do
what you do best.

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Leave.

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[instrumental music]

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Before we get started

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Bobby has an announcement
to make.

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I lied today
about the fish tank.

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From now on,
I will always tell the truth

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no matter what.
I'm sorry.

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Mm, it's okay, Bobby,
I forgive you.

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Time for a toast.

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Just a taste.
I shouldn't be drinking.

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You're not pregnant, are you?

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No. I'm driving.

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Excellent.
Then I'm gonna get faded.

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Wait a second.

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To our best friends.

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'Congratulations
on your one‐month anniversary.'

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'You two will be
together, forever.'

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‐ Cheers.
‐ Cheers.

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Hey, baby, come on. Help me
with the egg foo yams.

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Mm.

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Why does Tia get to lie,
but I don't?

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What'd she lie about?

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She just said that you're

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gonna be together forever.

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But this morning..

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...she said you wouldn't last.

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She said what?

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[instrumental music]

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Mm. You know what, Dirky?

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This is really good.

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I wonder how long
all this flavor will..

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...last.

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What do you think, Tia?

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How long you think
the flavor will..

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...last?

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Well..

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...with the abundant herbs
and spices I've added

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I'm sure
the flavor will last.

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Hm.

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Baby, pass the dumplings.

264
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,838
Hmm, well,
aren't you lucky, Dirky?

265
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,808
It's the last one.

266
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,878
Is there something wrong,
Jonelle?

267
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,781
‐ Why you say that, Tia?
‐ Well, I don't know.

268
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,350
Because you keep saying "Last"

269
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,987
after every sentence, and you
keep saying it really loud.

270
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,288
Why?

271
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,192
Oh, I don't know.

272
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,360
Oh!

273
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,430
Maybe because Bobby told us

274
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,532
that you said that
you didn't think

275
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,100
me and my Dirky would last.

276
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,005
Tia said that
Uncle Dirk has burps

277
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,142
that last longer
than his marriages.

278
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,111
[laughing]

279
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,883
That's funny. That's funny.

280
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,955
Tia, you said that?

281
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,790
Bobby, why don't you
go upstairs and play?

282
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,092
But there's still food
on my plate.

283
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,929
Now it's not.

284
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,230
Come on.

285
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,101
Okay, Jonelle, it was a joke.

286
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,435
Oh, a joke. Okay.

287
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,905
So you think
me and Dirky are a joke.

288
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,040
Girl, this love is real.

289
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,812
Didn't nobody say nothing
when you needed your space

290
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,547
and the two of you were playing
your little ghetto version

291
00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:03,316
of "ElimiDate."

292
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:06,887
‐ Oh, you did not go there.
‐ Went there, parked my car.

293
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,492
Why is Jonelle trippin', man?

294
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,127
Jonelle?

295
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,929
Your girl's the one trippin'.

296
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,397
Talkin' about we won't last.

297
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,233
Dirk, you asked her
to marry you in a club.

298
00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:24,070
With my ring.

299
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,973
To the song,
"Move Bitch, Get Out The Way."

300
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,274
It doesn't matter.

301
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,911
What matters is,
I'm trying to make love work.

302
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,378
You of all people
should know that.

303
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,548
My best friend.

304
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,017
Come on, baby. Let's leave
these haters to themselves.

305
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,886
Yeah, hatin' on our love.

306
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,588
‐ Get your own.
‐ Get your own.

307
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,892
[instrumental music]

308
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,930
[knocking on door]

309
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,903
What you said to me
the other day

310
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:01,074
stuck to me like
ham hocks on a fat lady.

311
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,609
You really got me
to thinking, Neesee.

312
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,545
I wanna talk about this.

313
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:09,382
Look, I'm not interested
in reconnecting with you.

314
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,617
I'm mad.

315
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,452
I'm mad at you
for not showing up

316
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,354
at any of those dumb
dance recitals

317
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,623
that mom made me be in.

318
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:18,525
I'm mad at you
for being late at my wedding

319
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:21,528
and not walking me
down the aisle.

320
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:24,164
I'm mad at you
because I had a baby

321
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,299
and you never showed up.

322
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,603
I know.

323
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,037
That's why I came back.

324
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,406
To take responsibility
for all those things

325
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,275
that I haven't done.

326
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,644
I know that I'm a bad father.

327
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:41,481
No, you left before you got
a chance to be a bad father.

328
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,051
I'm sorry.

329
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,954
I just wanna be
a part of your life now.

330
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:52,225
Well, my son
is a part of my life now.

331
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,960
I mean, how do I know
that you're not gonna

332
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,629
disappoint him
the way you disappointed me?

333
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,931
I won't. I promise.

334
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,566
I‐I‐I cleaned my act up.

335
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,168
I‐I got a good job,
I don't drink no more.

336
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,439
I learned from my mistakes.

337
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,410
Then I ask you once again..

338
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,412
...how do you explain
that shirt?

339
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,216
Mommy.

340
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,519
Oh, my God, Neesee,
is this your boy?

341
00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:20,621
‐ Hmm.
‐ Who is he, mom?

342
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:23,657
This is..

343
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,193
If you mess this up..

344
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,495
...you're the one
that's gonna need therapy.

345
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,297
‐ Physical therapy.
‐ Alright.

346
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,600
Go ahead.

347
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,435
Introduce yourself.

348
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,641
I'm Roger.

349
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,711
Grandpa.

350
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,582
Grandpa Roger.

351
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,152
That's all I got.

352
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,721
Then that's the one.

353
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,557
Grandpa Roger.

354
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,459
Pleased to meet you, little man.

355
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,361
Ooh, hey, you crushing my hand.

356
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,396
You got quite a grip there.

357
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,198
It's from drummin'.

358
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,002
‐ Do you like Outkast?
‐ I sure do.

359
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,437
Cool! Let me go
get my drumsticks.

360
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,241
What's Outkast?

361
00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:20,046
Thank you, Neesee.

362
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,115
You're welcome...Roger.

363
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,318
Grandpa Roger.

364
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,722
That's all I got..

365
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,593
...dad.

366
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,131
[instrumental music]

367
00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:42,335
[bell ringing]

368
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,772
Look, I‐I just wanted
to apologize about last night.

369
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:48,141
Robert and I were
only jokin' around.

370
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,611
Well, you still
hurt my feelings.

371
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,446
I know.

372
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,548
And I'm sorry.

373
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,782
You should be sorry.

374
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,151
Look, Dirk,
it was a joke, man.

375
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,753
We didn't mean it
the way it sounded.

376
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,789
‐ How'd you mean it?
‐ Like..

377
00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:06,126
Well, the point is,
I said I'm sorry, man.

378
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,829
No, the point is,
I love my girl.

379
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,497
It's different this time.
I'm happy.

380
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,066
I'm happy, Tia.

381
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,234
I'm happy.

382
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,401
I mean, look at my face.

383
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,770
[chuckles]
See?

384
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,572
I'm happy.

385
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,140
Are you happy, Tia?

386
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,342
Are you? You happy?

387
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,211
[sobs]
'Cause I'm not. I'm not.

388
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,648
Okay. Alright. Easy, easy.

389
00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,349
Just put..

390
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,285
...down the gum, okay.

391
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,287
Wha.. What's wrong?

392
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,489
I was thinking,
what if everything you say

393
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,726
about me and Dirk's
relationship is true?

394
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,094
It's true.

395
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,195
On paper, it doesn't look like

396
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,229
I'm that great of a husband.

397
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,430
But I am, damn it.

398
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,465
And I'd like for you

399
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,567
to acknowledge that.

400
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,101
Okay, I'll acknowledge that

401
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,570
you're acting like a woman
right now.

402
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,139
A woman in love.

403
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,243
I'm not that in love.

404
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,680
I mean, I rushed into
this marriage thinking

405
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:01,114
that my clock was tickin'

406
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,482
and my ovaries
were gonna dry up

407
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,284
like little raisins.

408
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,187
Maybe my mother was right.

409
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,590
When she said to forget
about men and try women.

410
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,760
Your mama wants you
to be a lesbian?

411
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:17,230
No, she just really
doesn't like Dirk.

412
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,265
Everybody likes Dirk.

413
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,500
But Jonelle..

414
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,168
...loves Dirk.

415
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,471
Are you still talking?

416
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:28,241
Yeah, and I'm gonna keep
talking, until I convince you

417
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,210
that we're gonna be
together forever.

418
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,212
‐ I'm convinced.
‐ Good.

419
00:18:33,814 --> 00:18:35,181
'Cause I'm not.

420
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,417
What?

421
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,152
Are we gonna be honest?

422
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,621
Marrying Jonelle was
the dumbest thing I did

423
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:43,690
since I bought meat
out of a guy's trunk.

424
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,726
How can I be married to a man

425
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,694
who buys meat
out of a guy's trunk?

426
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,931
[sighs]
We're not right for each other.

427
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,733
We're not right for each other.

428
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:55,602
Dirk, you can't keep marrying
people and divorcing them

429
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,571
like a flat‐ass JLo.

430
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,806
True.

431
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,808
But I'm a gambling man.

432
00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:04,177
Listen, before I do anything

433
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,212
do me a favor.

434
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,514
Don't tell Tia.

435
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,352
Don't tell Robert?

436
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,287
But we have this honesty thing.

437
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,557
And I have this chisel thing.

438
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,959
But let's not use what we have
to hurt each other, okay?

439
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,895
[instrumental music]

440
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,698
Now, Bobby, by you telling
the truth to Dirk and Jonelle

441
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,567
you made us realize
that even adults

442
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,669
can sometimes tell lies
without meaning to.

443
00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:31,805
And we're very proud
of you for being honest.

444
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,474
Even though
we got in trouble.

445
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:37,477
So, Uncle Dirk and Aunt Jonelle
are happy again?

446
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,883
‐ Why wouldn't they be?
‐ I think so.

447
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,757
[instrumental music]

448
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,461
Yeah.

449
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,665
Bobby!

450
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,569
‐ Yeah?
‐ Where's my donut?

451
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,805
A squirrel ate it.

452
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,907
Boy, I thought
you were done lying.

453
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,642
‐ Go back up to your room, man.
‐ But‐‐

454
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,577
Go back up to your room.

455
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:12,546
(Robert)
A squirrel ate it.

456
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:16,817
[squirrel squeaks]

457
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,390
[whispers]
Bobby!

458
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,628
I believe you, son.

459
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,635
[theme music]